Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Adventures of Tori the Were-Penguin

Over at the That's What I'm Talking About blog the question of what shifter would you be was asked. Tori wants to be a were-penguin. And what could a were-penguin need but a were-koala sidekick. Tori suggested someone write a story about the were-penguin and I couldn't resist.

Meet Tori - Diva extraordinaire, party girl, and all around kick ass warrior.
This is Tori's partner Hal. He is all alpha male shifter, but she can put him in his place. There is great sexual tension between the 2 of them. 
One day while out on patrol, they run into an evil dragon shifter
He is the biggest most evil shifter they have ever encountered.

I have never faced such a scary demon dragon before. We better shift.

Now that we are were-penguin and were-koala we can kick dragon butt. But wait what if we die without ever having sex? We better take care of that first.
Now fueled by adrenaline and sex they face the dragon. Tori were-penguin uses her lethal belly slide to knock him off his feet, while Hal were-koala kicks his ass.

 And because it's Chirstmas HARK! Unto them a child is born
Who happens to be a



  1. L.M.A.O Brilliant. I feel so loved right now. I like that my man can fit in my pocket when he irritates me. :P Thank you so much for the great story and laugh!

  2. This is either a brilliant piece of writing and
    directing and photography or a cry for help!


  3. It is clearly a cry for help :) Glad you liked it Tori. Hope you and your man live HEA.

  4. Omg, I'm DYING! My husband wants to know why I'm laughing so hard but I just can't tell him. He'd think I'm insane. He'd be right, but that's not the point. ;)

  5. Clearly you have way too much time on your hands. The point/ I cried...exactly what started is not the point. I cried. I can see why your kids don't play with you.

  6. It was an interesting adventure getting the use of the toys. My kid doesn't share well.
    @Mamakitty I'm glad PK thinks you are insane because the geek is pretty sure I'm having a nervous breakdown or manic episode or such.

  7. OMG! This is SO AWESOME!! I have to let the author know you posted this after her question at my blog! Thanks for making me laugh so much!

  8. whoops...just woke up the hubs i was lol-ing too loud..awesome

  9. Does that mean you've claimed the were-penguins forever?

    Because I really cracked up at that comment. It was great!

    And this is a lot of fun. :-) Thanks Tori, for this, and thanks Twimom227 for giving me a ping about it.

    Were-penguins and dragon shifters. It's intuitive, like chocolate and peanut butter, don't you think?


  10. Deborah, Thank you so much for stopping by. I had a lot of fun with this post. You can use the were-penguin and dragon shifter, but the were-hamster baby is mine. :)

  11. LMAO - Hark a child is born.

    This is one epic story!!